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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 16:09

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is it bad to sleep with music in your ears?
Then came..
Still no good
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
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So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors