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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 16:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it bad to sleep with music in your ears?

Then came..

Still no good

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

No way

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

How long does it take to see results from drinking whey protein shakes?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

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Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

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So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Est eos enim quis.

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors